You think you have it bad? I get pooped in everyday!ADVICE FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A TOILET. LATEST POSTS PUT TOILET JOHN IN YOUR INBOX All Economy New Stuff Personal Original Posts The American Dream is Now Everyone’s Reality By artaday44 January 21, 2015 I'm pursuing my dream of becoming a famous toilet. because if I don't do what I love... IMG: Toilet John tap dancing Then… CONTINUE READING I wish I could just live up here By artaday44 January 20, 2015 CONTINUE READING Toilet John is… getting pooped on by 1 of the 85 Richest People on Earth. By artaday44 January 8, 2015 Toilet John is reading the newspaper noting a recent report: Suddenly, Toilet John recognizes 1 of the 85 richest people on earth! He… CONTINUE READING Toilet John is a.. Web Junkie! By artaday44 January 8, 2015 Compulsive Internet use has been categorized as a mental health issue in many countries. China was among the first to label “Internet addiction”… CONTINUE READING Toilet John is… a Scribe for an Emergency Room Physician By artaday44 January 8, 2015 Toilet John is a scribe for an Emergency Room Physician... Toilet John allows the Emergency Room Physician to see up to four extra… CONTINUE READING Toilet John is… preparing for the Polar Vortex descending upon the U.S. By artaday44 January 8, 2015 In order to prepare for the snowpocalypse descending upon much of the U.S., Toilet John changed his Facebook status to "freezing", stocked up on… CONTINUE READING Toilet John wants to be in your box!Daily Toilet John Adventures sent straight to your inbox. NO, I WANT TO READ MORE ABOUT TOILET JOHN YES, I AM READY. PUT TOILET JOHN IN MY BOX.