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The American Dream is Now Everyone’s Reality

I’m pursuing my dream of becoming a famous toilet. because if I don’t do what I love… IMG: Toilet John tap dancing Then…
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I wish I could just live up here

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Toilet John is… getting pooped on by 1 of the 85 Richest People on Earth.

Toilet John is reading the newspaper noting a recent report: Suddenly, Toilet John recognizes 1 of the 85 richest people on earth!  He…
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Toilet John is a.. Web Junkie!

Compulsive Internet use has been categorized as a mental health issue in many countries. China was among the first to label “Internet addiction”…
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Toilet John is… a Scribe for an Emergency Room Physician

Toilet John is a scribe for an Emergency Room Physician… Toilet John allows the Emergency Room Physician to see up to four extra…
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Toilet John is… preparing for the Polar Vortex descending upon the U.S.

In order to prepare for the snowpocalypse descending upon much of the U.S., Toilet John changed his Facebook status to “freezing”, stocked up on…
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Toilet John is… reviewing his life in 2013.

Toilet John had quite an eventful year in 2013.  Below is a list of key events that took place in Toilet John’s life…
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Toilet John is.. Drinking.

Toilet John is back to work after the holidays and is hung-over. He will be back next week better than ever. Love,  …
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Toilet John is… Surfing.

Toilet John decides to go surfing, but because he lives in LA he wants to look sexy in his wet suit… However, surf shops…
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Toilet John is.. at Church

Toilet John is at church and he fits right in because he’s full of poop,   but they won’t let him break bread because…
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