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Toilet John is… getting pooped on by 1 of the 85 Richest People on Earth.
By
artaday44
January 8, 2015
Toilet John is reading the newspaper noting a recent report: Suddenly, Toilet John recognizes 1 of the 85 richest people on earth! He…
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Toilet John is a.. Web Junkie!
By
artaday44
January 8, 2015
Compulsive Internet use has been categorized as a mental health issue in many countries. China was among the first to label “Internet addiction”…
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Toilet John is… a Scribe for an Emergency Room Physician
By
artaday44
January 8, 2015
Toilet John is a scribe for an Emergency Room Physician… Toilet John allows the Emergency Room Physician to see up to four extra…
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Toilet John is… preparing for the Polar Vortex descending upon the U.S.
By
artaday44
January 8, 2015
In order to prepare for the snowpocalypse descending upon much of the U.S., Toilet John changed his Facebook status to “freezing”, stocked up on…
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Toilet John is… reviewing his life in 2013.
By
artaday44
January 8, 2015
Toilet John had quite an eventful year in 2013. Below is a list of key events that took place in Toilet John’s life…
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Toilet John is.. Drinking.
By
artaday44
January 8, 2015
Toilet John is back to work after the holidays and is hung-over. He will be back next week better than ever. Love, …
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Toilet John is… Surfing.
By
artaday44
January 8, 2015
Toilet John decides to go surfing, but because he lives in LA he wants to look sexy in his wet suit… However, surf shops…
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Toilet John is… shopping on Black Friday.
By
artaday44
September 17, 2014
Hello Everyone, Only in America are people willing to trample others for a slightly discounted but still overpriced consumer good exactly twenty-four hours…
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Toilet John is… giving thanks on Thanksgiving.
By
artaday44
August 17, 2014
Hello Everyone, A family tradition on Thanksgiving in the Toilet John household is to go around the table and share things that you…
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Toilet John is… Embracing Himself.
By
artaday44
April 17, 2014
Hello Everyone, I’m not just your average toilet. I have arms and legs just like you. Yet as Toilet John, at times I…
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