John is writing on the stall when he overhears two women talking…
Instantly John’s reality fades and his mind leaps into a fantasy taking him far away from the confines of the bathroom stall. John becomes the main character in the women’s conversation…
“Nelson Mandela didn’t always lead from the front, he let the most agile of men go out ahead, not realizing that all along they were being directed from their behind.
His intention was good, however his methods of change weren’t always the best. When passive resistance wasn’t working, Nelson Mandela let out smelly, explosive and violent farts killing his enemies.
He was sentenced to life in prison for his past wrongs. While in jail, Nelson Mandela learned the art of negotiation and how to lessen his stink so it wasn’t so deadly.
Nelson was released from jail after 27 years free of spite for whites who tortured his people and murdered his friends. Re-discovering more passive bowel movements, he led the emancipation of South Africa fighting against injustice and changing the world forever.
RIP Nelson Mandela.”
John realizes he’s only a toilet and returns to reality…
leaving his final writing on the stall.
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