Toilet John is at church and he fits right in because he’s full of poop,
but they won’t let him break bread because he lets BOTH men and women poop in him.
John pretends to be only open to women, but when the altar boy has a “potty emergency” John can’t hide from the fact that his true nature is as a unisex toilet.
John can either allow the boy to pee on Christ or inside of his bowl.
John decides to allow him to pee in him. The priest catches him and condemns him to hell forever.
Meanwhile, the Priest invites the altar boy back to his place.
Howdy just wanted to give you a quick heads up.
The text in your article seem to be running off the screen in Firefox.
I’m not sure if this is a format issue or something to do with internet browser compatibility but I figured I’d post to let you
know. The design look great though! Hope you get the issue resolved soon. Cheers