Toilet John is at church and he fits right in because he’s full of poop,
but they won’t let him break bread because he lets BOTH men and women poop in him.
John pretends to be only open to women, but when the altar boy has a “potty emergency” John can’t hide from the fact that his true nature is as a unisex toilet.
John can either allow the boy to pee on Christ or inside of his bowl.
John decides to allow him to pee in him. The priest catches him and condemns him to hell forever.
Meanwhile, the Priest invites the altar boy back to his place.