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Toilet John is.. at Church

Toilet John is at church and he fits right in because he’s full of poop,   but they won’t let him break bread because…
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Toilet John is… shopping on Black Friday.

Hello Everyone, Only in America are people willing to trample others for a slightly discounted but still overpriced consumer good exactly twenty-four hours…
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Toilet John is… Nelson Mandela.

John is writing on the stall when he overhears two women talking… Instantly John’s reality fades and his mind leaps into a fantasy…
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Toilet John is… on a date.

Hello Everyone, Toilet John is meeting a blind woman for a date. He is hopeful that she may finally be able to get…
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Toilet John is… giving thanks on Thanksgiving.

Hello Everyone, A family tradition on Thanksgiving in the Toilet John household is to go around the table and share things that you…
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Toilet John is… Embracing Himself.

Hello Everyone, I’m not just your average toilet. I have arms and legs just like you. Yet as Toilet John, at times I…
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Toilet John is… at the Sperm Bank

Hello Everyone, Toilet John is tired of living in the master’s bathroom. He needs to be a man and make his own way.…
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